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Don't just throw all the laundry in the wash at the same time. At least separate the whites and reds, then clean out the lint sheet in the drier. That is all you need to know about laundry; Keep your area tidy. a messy room is a turn off to the ladies and it makes it a lot harder to find what you need. Learn how to use the microwave. It's a great asset and you can be VERY creative with how you use it. Don't use it too much though; you'll get sick of that cup of noodles crap really fast. Go get McD's, order pizza, or take a nice girl out to a nice restaurant and eat something nice. Beware: you can't eat like this all the time. Get some fruit or vegetables so you don't have a heart attack at 30; Those napkins are there for a reason; USE THEM! Also, a great way to get around doing those annoying dishes is to go get some paper plates and bowls and plastic utensils. Be sure to have some nice silverware and plates around somewhere though; they come in handy when a girl comes over; Don't curse. Swearing never made anybody look any more intelligent. Just remember this: if you must use strong language, the key is TIMING; Always open the door for the ladies. Yes they want equal rights and all, but that doesn't mean common decency doesn't exist anymore. And when did a guy ever look good by just ignoring a girl? Don't ignore anybody. Give your attention to the kid who needs a friend. That feeling of superiority you get when you leave somebody out only leads to bitterness in the long run. People will respond to you a LOT better if you treat everyone like equals, and you'll feel better about yourself too! Always respect your elders. Sure, it may not seem like they've earned that respect, but you'll go a lot further by yielding respect to those in authority. Someday you'll realize how dumb it really is to rebel just for the sake of rebelling; Don't cheat. Cutting corners only takes away from YOU. I am going to push you beyond your limits. Others will too. When they do, it is for your own good because they see something in you that is more than what you see; Learn not to judge people; the amount of people that you think you know and the amount that you actually know is a big difference. Get to know everybody you encounter. Nothing feels worse than waking up one day and realizing you don't actually know anybody; If a girl becomes the object of your affection, you must remember that she is the only one; Also, remember that girls are not objects; If you have to offer criticism, don't just put the blame on other people. Assume responsibility for what you are responsible for, and then ask nicely if the problem can be fixed; Don't criticize what can't be changed. It doesn't do anybody any good to hear about what is wrong with them when they can't change it; If somebody criticizes you, learn to realize that you are different than what you are being criticized for. You are not a horrible person just because you messed up; If somebody makes you angry, use that energy to do something good. Anger that gets suppressed leads to anxiety. Anxiety can be your ally if you learn how to use it.